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Those groups of adolescent kids mainly aging from around the ages of 11-14 in groups of 6 or 7 who randomly pick on those who look a little bit different from the widely accepted norm
*Spineless-little-scumbags-who-think-it's-ok-to-pick-on-people encounter*
Thugs: Hey You
Normal Person: What
Thugs: Your a f**king idiot mate
Normal Person: Yeah whatever
Thugs: Did you say something
Normal Person: No
Thugs: You better not have otherwise we're going to batter you up init
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When one goes to collect commodities from a local deader, but is forced to stay longer than expected due to police presence outside. For example, I went to pick up weed, the police parked outside, now I stuck watching Spongebob with my dealer's kids.
Gents, I went to pick up some parts and now I'm stuck in traffic. I won't be able to attend the meeting today
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A sob pick is the last desperate shroom pick before first frost. The harvest usualy provides slim pickings for even the most skilled harvester. The prospect of there being no more crop until next year fills the hunter with woe.
Louie's face was soaked with tears while on his final desperate sob pick. There was no solace in the fact he had a stock pile of dry shrooms to last the year as he had eaten them all.
when you use your dick to pick the right pussy
My dick dick picked the best puss in town
NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B
Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."
Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"
Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."
Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"
Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"
Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."
Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."
Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"
Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"
Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"
Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"
Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"
Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"
Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"