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When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow
I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!
or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!
"Permission to pool shot" is what you ask before you go full reverse cowgirl on a dude taking a shit. When you thrust on him, you pool shot the shit out of his ass.
Eric: Honey, leave me alone. I'm pooping.
Marlena: No, permission to pool shot?
Eric: Granted!
When one's family tree resembles a straight line - there is a clearly defined line running down to up but nothing much intersecting to provide movement to the left or right. This phenomenon is most commonly observed in eastern Utah and parts of the Deep South - those other pockets do exist.
Dude, welcome to Utah County, home of the Sister Wives. Hey, I might be a redneck, but even I'm not down with gene pool monopoly. Get me the hell out of this Truman Show.
a game on web, ios, and android featuring pool that somehow makes me wwant to gauge my eyes out
Person 1 "why is that person screaming in agony at his phone"
Person 2 "oh hes just playing 8 ball pool"
Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.
Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
A party with friends, beer and a funnel. Without all 3 it is not a pool party only a pool day.
Two or more generations of men in the same family having sex with the same woman.
Pappy, dad, and Tommy had a pool party with the single lady down the street.