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Glasgow Sock

A pre-meditated sexual act most prevalent in Scotland; The act is said to be extremely pleasurable for the female participant.

The act can only be performed if the male is wearing a long pair of sports socks during sex.

It is performed post-ejaculation and while in the missionary position; the man will pull out and lurch forward in the direction of the womans head. As his feet approach her Vagina, the male will ensure that his sock scrapes across her clitoris with medium to strong pressure.

It is said that the sweat which has built up within the sock during sex can heighten the pleasure for the female.

Used in conversation:

"did you dish her the Glasgow sock?"

"No! My parents were downstairs and me footie socks were in the wash!"

by soot_and_stars September 16, 2009

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Business Socks

Socks that represent that you wanna get down. Ushally the person(98% of the time male)could have black, thick rimmed glasses and dark sideburns.

When the man wears his Business Socks, the ladies are ready for makin' love for 2 minutes.

by MichelaBrown October 14, 2008

21๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


Shit in a Sock

Action: The act of deficating in a legging and whacking an unsuspecting person in the face.

ex. He pissed me off, so I whacked him with the ole' shit in a sock.

by he who had the most fun January 24, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that in which guys jack off and have cumgasms.

Even my cadet roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

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cum-sock

A cum-sock is an athletic sock that guys put over their dicks to jack off with so there's no clean-up required.

Even my roomie's cum-sock smells good!

by USAF Cadet October 13, 2020

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Hot-Sock

When a male ejaculates into a sock, then puts the sock on his foot to warm up his feet.

My feet were cold and I was horny so I ejected into a sock then put the sock onto my foot.
It was cold outside so I put on a hot-sock.

by JewishMashedPotatoes January 19, 2017

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don with no socks

An older gentleman who dresses in businessman like clothes and shoes but doesn't wear socks while out on the town in the search of a younger female partner.

Did you see that "Don with no socks" at the nightclub in vegas? He really thinks he's something trying to pick up those young girls! He's old enough to be their dad!

by Bola10 September 26, 2011

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