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When your dick is so long and stiff that you can use it to stand.
“Sorry we can’t have sex tonight I'm using my dick as a kick stand.”
Not to be confused with narcotics or the hit song by Jimi Hendrix.
"This is some good shit man"
"Did you just inhale that Purple Haze (stand)?"
"Uhh...... yeah?"
"Not even Crazy Diamond can save you now"
When you enter a public ladies' washroom so nasty (urine on the floor immediately in front of the toilet, and you don't know what's crawling on the toilet seat) that you have to stand with your feet shoulder-width or farther apart (avoiding the urine puddle), drop your breeches and skivvies (pants/underwear), and hover-squat over the throne to pee. Woman readers will understand what I'm talking about.
I needed to pee, so I went into the public washroom. No word of a lie, someone forgot to flush the toilet in the first stall I came to. Someone peed on the floor in front of the toilet in the second stall I went into, so I had to do a standing, hovering spread-eagle to pee, so I didn't have to step in the urine. Uggghhh!!!
a place of hiding from everyone to talk secretly
can we go to the tree stand please? I need to talk 😉
Someone who pees while standing and leaves drops on the toilet seat
Jack: Why is John such a fucking stand pisser?
Sam: How could you tell?
Jack: the piss drops on the toilet seat!
A 68 Stand is where a guy stands up and receives oral and he owes her one. It's like a 69 but one less...and performed on him while he's standing.
Sonia got arrested for giving Rich a 68 Stand while he was in line at the atm.
Some imposter look alike, faking their way thru life, pretending to be somebody on the east coast.
Paige, your guest is a sub standard stand in.