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a man that you only text. you don't go on dates with them or hook up with them, just have casual conversations until one of you gets bored and ghosts.
'don't fuck your text man, he's just for texts'
'yeah, i have a few text men right now because i'm bored, but i don't actually want to date them'
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A person who deals drugs, most likely Cocaine.
I wanted some crack, but my snow man was all out.
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A question from a wife or girlfriend directed toward her husband or boyfriend for which there is no correct answer.
"Does this make me look fat?"
"No."
"Liar!"
-OR-
"Yes."
"Bastard!"
-OR-
"Sorry, man trap detected, I refuse to answer."
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A member of a group who is able to assert physical, mental and psychological dominance over the other members. A Big Man also needs to possess a significant set of skills in a particular field whether that is academics, sports or a professional career. Big Men compared to ordinary peoples have superior experiences and skills in nearly all aspects of life. A Big Man will often due to modesty, humbleness and superior morals take credit away from themselves and instead praise others. A real Big Man will never call themselves a Big Man.
Jordan will never be able to become a true Big Man
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An international man off mystery with a face closely resembling the face of a beagle. Usually confused for "Droopy the dog". Man Beagles have been used in the past by the french government for espionage with little to no effect. This is due to the extremely low value of information attained while in use. Usually controlled by a handler called "Ma Beagle".
That damn Man Beagle just activated the beagle beacon!
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A club with a majority of men who are of either gay or straight orientation where women of straight orientation or men of gay or bi-sexual orientation have the freedom to look about and "shop" for a desireable candidate(s) for said "shopper"
Eddie: Hey dude, you hear about that new club?
Ron: Yeah man, I heard it was a complete man store.
Eddie: But doesn't that mean there's a possibility of hawt babes there?
Ron: Yeah, but they'd probably look at the gay guys who are so much more like them.
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