fucking middlemarch

An exclamation said when things are more than slightly annoying or irritating.

Derived from an excrutiating assigned reading of George Eliot's 'Middlemarch'.

Great, a flat tire. Fucking middlemarch!

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rice lover

In order to see the true definition see azn john.

omg...it's the rice lover!!!

camera whore

A person who takes lots of pictures of themselves, using a mirror or pointing the camera towards themselves.

_____'s myspace is filled up with pictures they took of themselves. What a camera whore.

Pete Wentz is such a camera whore.

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we todd did

This has a phonetic meaning. Its purpose is to be read out loud -- very loudly.

(To be read out loud): A yam we todd did. A yam sofa king we todd did. A yam sofa kingdom.

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DLM

Netspeak for Dead Like Me, a great show on Showtime

I wish I got Showtime so I could watch DLM on TV instead of having to download it.

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Jury Duty

An interruption to your daily life courtesy of the American legal system.

A chance to see how stupid lawyers actually are and an opportunity to mix with about 60 total strangers. A day out of the office that seems twice as long as any day at work. A time where you actually don't want your name pulled out of a bingo spinner for a raffle. Sitting around and listening to the personal business and opinions of potential jury victims.

A chance to see what kind of murderous scum, Mel Sachs, Esq. to the famous will take on when he isn't working on Mike Tyson.

January 21st was a wasted day in my life waiting around the Rockland County NY Courthouse.

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Cap

(V) The at of buying Weed.

Im about to go cap some bud

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