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What is shouted at the moron driving a 4000 pound motor vehicle and attempting to talk or even text on their cell phone while in motion. These are usually people that cannot multi-task but are either too vain or ignorant to realize it. They are in need of support from the community to let them know what they are doing is going to get someone killed. This is done either with a middle finger, an angry look, a colorful suggestion in a loud voice or a bumper sticker telling them to "hang up and drive." Once being made aware, they should terminate their call immediately and put both hands back on the wheel and pay attention to traffic conditions.
"Hey, you just drifted into my lane because you are driving with your elbows while texting... HANG UP AND DRIVE!"
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When your cheap neighbors try to get on your wireless internet connection thus slowing said connection for those who own the line. Also, the act of pulling into the parking lot of a Panera or other wifi hot spot and jumping on to check your email or tend to surfing needs
Man my internet is slow today....Could be another drive by wi fi. I am going to have to put a password on my connection so these cheap bastards don't keep stealing my cyberspace
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Wallet usually made of leather, usually large size that is carried in a hip pocket and secured to the wearers belt by a chain. Popular with bikers and truck drivers.
The guy was carrying about a thousand dollars in one of those chain drive wallets.
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A driving license that is granted by the so-called Lebanese Republic and which in 70% of the cases does not require passing a driving test or even be there. You just have to pay like a 100 $ to a crook who knows somebody at the automobile registration authority and your driving license is granted.
If you pay 120 $ it can be delivered to your own home.
John: Bitch that's a one way street, who the fuck gave you a that lebanese driving license?
Bitch: Paul. for 125 $ he delivered it too. Who gave you yours?
John: Mohamed, but I only paid 100 $
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When one is so cheap to buy porn they jump on the internet to rub one out quick. Also the defined name can be anyone that does this.
Dan says he his horny but cannot buy porn. So Dan goes home jumps on his sticky computer and logs onto a free adult website to rub one out and ease the tension he feels. He pulled a Hard Drive Dan
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The act of driving past your ex's house in an attempt to elicit an emotional response out of said person.
pat: Dude wasn't that your ex?
john:yeah that's her car....
pat: I wonder what that was about?
john: musta been an Emo drive-by
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Its to to hot to drive is just a saying meaning its so hot outside that its to hot to drive let alone walk or bike. Meaning its almost to hot to even go out period.
"I was driving out to the strip club and if it wasn't for those very sexy men I wouldn't have even drove up there cuz its to hot to drive"