Jersey local

Someone who is from New Jersey and lives at the Jersey Shore all year around. The are jealous of the swag that the vacationers carry, because they have none. They usually get their girls stolen from them by shoobies and will do things like start some shit, and then run away from the fight. They pretend to be proud to be a local, but really its just a way to cover up their insecurities.

Jersey local says, "Fuckin shoobies littering on our beaches , and stealing my girlfriend, this is bullshit, gets me so mad i could throw a rock or some shit bra"

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jersey holsing

Jersey is a jerk and very dramatic. She starts a lot of drama just for her own amusement. She gets everything she wants but says she has nothing. People talk behind her back. People who are popular are usually her friends and people who are real are not. She doesn't respect anyone and will betray her friends.

She's a Jersey holsing.

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New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

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Jersey Slamma-Jamma

This takes preparation. You need to be on the verge of a constipated poop. In other words, a solid shit. While performing anal, doggy style, you stealthily shit in your hand. In one fluid motion, you pull your cock out and slam the shit in the gaping hole, and immediately JAM your cock back in.

I haven't shit in a week, I'm going to give her a great Jersey Slamma-Jamma.

New Jersey Spatula

When you are fisting your significant other and proceed to flip them over with your fist still inside of them, like a spatula

Riley: Flip me over and slap my ass
Matt: *with his fist still in her* NEW JERSEY SPATULA TIME!

*with the power of god he flips her over as if she were a spatula*

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Jersey Shore Blowfish

Is when you blow air into someones asshole like blowing up a balloon.

i put my face in this chicks ass and gave her a jersey shore blowfish.

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Jersey Shore Whore

Someone who loves/is addicted to the show "Jersey Shore".

Person 1: Hey wanna hang out tonight?
Person 2: I can't, Jersey Shore is gonna be on.
Person 1: You're such a Jersey Shore Whore.

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