Jew Move

An action that gives one person an advantage while disadvantaging the other person/people involved and not feeling the least bit of remorse for it.

Commentator 1: "Did you see Dale Earnhart Jr. cut off Jeff Gordon and cause him to crash, taking the lead?"

Commentator 2: "That's what we call a jew move, Bill."

Gay Jew

A jew that is gay (homosexual). A phrase made by one of my friends as an inside joke

There are many different ways he used the term...

You are a gay jew.

You are such a jew.

You are very jewish you f#$%ing gay jew.

Stupid fuxking gay lesbian hippie jew.

jew o'clock

When someone who may or may not be an actual jew works a lot of overtime to make more money; the time that they fianlly clock out is called "jew o'clock".

"Look, my supervisor is still working. Must not be Jew o'clock yet."

Jew-wop

A really cheap Italian.

Bruno hates to spend money. He's a Jew-wop.

Jew Rope

Eruv, Erub or Eruvin in plural; A perimeter usually strung on the utility poles (often rope) that combines seperate pieces of property into one large parcel, it enables jews to observe the traditional Shabbat rules allowing them to carry kids and belongings anywhere inside the perimeter

Hey Shelomo! Sections 1 and 2 of the Jew Rope are up but section 3 is currently down. Ok Yusef, Lets go get the cherry picker!

Wicked Jew

A Jew that will do whatever it takes to make money or not to lose money, even if it involves hurting people.

That Wicked Jew boss of mine fired me before I was fully vested, so i didn't get my full pension, I deserve.

jew bank

joo bae-nk

1. a group or flock of jews (n)

duddddeeeeee I just saw a HUGE jew bank killing yeezus