Vested

To have been fisted, in an indeterminate orifice, all the way up to the fister's shoulder, and once his/her hand reaches the kidneys, their phalanges must be spread wide.

The name derives from the fact that only a vest can be worn during the act.

Example 1: Hey you! Ten seconds ago you were vested!
Example 2: I'm gonna vest you, boy!

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vest

specifically a Bullet-Proof vest. Most typically a vest of kevlar worn by police officers. More recently made famous by Fifty wearing one all the time.

Playa's got some enemies so he's been sportin a vest.

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vest

1. a bulletproof vest

2. any of the various sleeveless top garnments(a term which varies by country)

Looks like he got arrested for his vest.

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veSte

Any artist who jumps on a site, pwns all the non-artists, and gets tons of cred in the art world.

I was such a veSte on DeviantArt that all the mods got jealous and kicked me from teh site. LOLZ.

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vest

slang for condom

Doctor Dre: Grab a vest for your jimmy in the city of sex

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vest

an item that is worn too frequently by people attempting to pass as fashionable; hard to pull off

Today, Tia paired her scarf with her vest, blue dress and gold shoes, adding up to the most horrific outfit known to man.

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vest

Little tight stretchy strappy top for girls and women. Used to be underwear but now seen worn by girls/women of all ages, classes, fashion sensibilities.

Can be cotton, polyester, nylon and often a combination with Lycra, eg: cotton/lycra mix.

see also camisole

You look so horny in that little vest top

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