life is a mug except the mug is on fire and you're on fire because you're in hell because he's so amazing and yet such a fucking dumbass
when Valentine exists in the same square 10,000 miles as Scotti, Scotti commits homosexual and becomes a fucking mess
taking a blinker and running for as long as possible
i’m so winded after my fein mile
The act of taking a blinker then running for as long as u can.
“ I just took a fein mile and my lungs are killing me “
The act of consuming large quantities of marijuana then embarking on a run (at-least one mile)
Levi ripped the bong, put on his shoes, and got his stop clock ready to set a new personal best for his fein mile
When you hit a blinker on a dab pen and run as far as you can without stopping.
Person 1: “Bro i just hit a blinker”
Person 2: “you should try to run a fein mile”
Person 1: “ight bet,” *runs for 20 seconds*
The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.
Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"
SpongeBob, SpongeBob, Patrick, Patrick, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Patrick, Gary, Gary!
🎵SpongeBob, SpongeBob, Patrick, Patrick, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Mr. Krabs, Squidward, Squidward, Squidward, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Plankton, Plankton, plankton, Patrick, Gary, Gary!🎵= Miles DeMaria