Similar to a Mexican stand off in which a minimum of 2 people pull a gun ( or other weapon ) on each other and neither person wishes to shoot first, a Parisian stand off usually occurs with in a group text or chat when one member challenges another member to sends nudes of them self and mother member wishes to sends their nudes first
The chat has been on hold for 30 mins due to the Parisian stand off.
When you piss on someone's pillow, then put it in the freezer and then assault the person whom owned the pillow with their newly frozen treat
The bastard stole my pitching wedge so I gave him an Alaskan Lemonade Stand when I was over last.... He gave it back.
This is when you plan to end it with a bang. You hang yourself, while jerking off to a picture of your best friend’s mom, and right before you blow your load you shoot yourself. Most effective is you do it as your best friend is entering in the room your in.
Bro, you see that billy did the final stand last night.
Crying parents tell their children
If you survive don't do as we did
A son exclaims there'll be nothing to do to
Her daughter says she'll be dead with you
While foreign affairs are screwing us rotten
Line morale has hit rock bottom
Dying embers stand forgotten
Talks of peace were being trodden
Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Is this the value of our existence
Should we proclaim with such persistence
Our destiny relies on conscience
Red or blue what's the difference
Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight
An empty face reflects extinction
Ugly scars divide the nation
Desecrate the population
There will be no exaltation
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Stand or fall state your peace tonight
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Its the euro theatre
Having sex with a Mexican
If I am a Mexican, would you have a Juan night stand with me?
Of pornograpic movies; the point in a scene, usually the end, where the male actor or actors rise to their feet and salute their female co-star for her fine sexual performance by showering her with their sticky fluid.
Ey, I was watching this film last night, she played the pink oboe so well that the entire cast gave her a standing goovation. She looked like a painters radio at the end
a sex position where a woman is held and pinned against a wall by the man
“bro me and tanner did the stand and deliver last night. it was great.”