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Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.
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Wanting something that isn't practical.
"Laura is building a dream on a swamp, she wants to live on mars.
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a really ugly unatractive woman
you were having a good night until you woke up in the morning with this limping swamp donkey next to you
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A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.
After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.
I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!
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1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
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A man who diddles the swamp donk, more than once a month
"that guy is a real swamp donk diddler"
"oh yeah, he loves the swamp donk"
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Similar to the Louisiana Swamp Ass, your ass gets so sweaty, when you fart you think its a pudding hammock forming but its actually the sweat from your ass sticking to your underwear.
"Man, working construction in the middle of summer sure gives me a bad case of Bullhead Swamp Ass! Itll trick ya!"
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