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When you are having doggie-style sex with a girl and you pull out and stick it in her ass. When she turns around in suprise, you punch her in the face!
I donkey-punched my girlfriend last night--that's why she has a black eye today.
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simple
its when you punch a donkey in the face
mike tieson punched that donkey right in the face
man that bitch got donkey punched then he bit off her ear
yes the donkey was a girl
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The current definition of a Donkey Punch is wrong, highly inaccurate, and can cause serious injury and criminal charges to anyone who tries it. It's also a Myth.
What an ACTUAL Donkey Punch is, is a punch delivered to a woman’s ass during intercourse. It's like spanking a woman's butt, but with a closed fist instead of an open hand.
Woman: (Squirms in her chair)
Man: Are you alright, honey?
Woman: No. That Donkey Punch from last night was too hard. MY ass still hurts.
Man: I'm sorry. let me get you an ice pack, and I'll be a lot more gentler to your ass next time.
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A big Fat ass line of Cocaine
Yeyo my friends....
Let's get busy with some Fat Fucking Donkey Lines...
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When you want to proclaim that something sucks ass (which means it sucks real bad) but you are in the presence of someone that prevents the use of profanity. Eg. your Grandma or Mother-in-law or bosses wife or some other uptight bitch.
Man Grandma, this meat loaf sucks donkeys.
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Similar to that of a Dolphin Dip, where in typical male and female intercourse a penis is accidentally thrusted into the butt during vaginal intercourse, except those who are participating in the unfortunate incidence are typically hispanic. The receiver makes a sound similar to that of a donkey.
Rumor around the town is Carlos keeps accidentally donkey dipping his wife. Apparently police arrived last night due to an anonymous call claiming the couple was illegally housing a donkey.
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Someone with really big teeth.
Hey, tell donkey choppers over there to be quiet and put on his feedbag.
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