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When two men face off, eye to eye, both extending there hands grasping the opponents penis. This is a very strategic game, removing your hand from the penis is immediate disqualification declaring yourself as gay. Other way of losing this game is to be first boner, this creates different offensive and defensive strategies to win the game. Loser is declared Gay. This is the only full proof way of showing your homies you handle pressure well.
Chauncy: Did you see the look on Chaz face when he lost Penis Chicken? Frank: Can't help but declare him a gay homie.
The subtle bulge in a woman's pants caused by carrying Chapstick in her front pocket, thus resembling a miniature penis. It is not always seen, but most definitely felt.
The date was going well until I reached over to caress her thigh and felt a bulge. Thankfully, it was only a Chapstick penis.
Formal version of horse cock
Check out a spanish stallion mid summer.
Alex Trebec: This is the formal term for horse cock...
Contestant: What is penis equus?
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A long and spicy sausage that is able to be received by the children of christ.
Robert Coomer, Prepare to receive my cum spliced Mediterranean Penis, OOHH OHHHHHHO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH owo
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a person who has had sex with the same girl as you is your penis cousin.
You Screwed her? Holy shit! WE're penis cousins!
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An extremely amazing penis which is not only long, but has girth and is pretty to look at.
"Dude, kyle has got a jesus penis!"
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A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent
Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...
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