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When a married or commited guy is away from home he brings his 'road dick' to screw girls like he's single.
Tiger Woods brought his road dick with him when he went on golf tournaments.
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Term used when someone seems to be 'tripping'.
Fuckin brian ate 3 rolls an 2 hits of acid last nite and he started road flippin on me coming back from the club.
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When a vehicle cuts you off on a snow covered road and sprays salty white shit all over the windsheild.
Fuck that dude in that truck just sprayed me with a road load! Turn on the wipers
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When you have no choice to eat beans n toast for breakfast lunch and tea. When u gotta shift 3 boxes to pay off ya debts with big baz. When u on dem curbz, 24/8
You know I live this road life my g
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Dry period blood on a man's penis. Usually dries within 5 minutes after intercourse and turns a coppery rust color....
10 minutes after fucking a chick on her period, Johny looked at his dick and said, "Damn, I got some serious Rusty Roads."
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It is a "pick up" in a bar or elsewhere that the person has no intention of having a relationship with or seeing again.
I went out last night and hooked up with a chick and left her as road kill.
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It's when someone can't decide if they are straight or gay.
"Dude, I slept over at Steve's place last night one thing led to another now I'm middle of the road."
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