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to be taught a skill or talent by You Tube videos.
I was you tube trained by several Spanish chefs to cook Spanish Paella.
The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.
Man: your oil needs to be changed.
Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.
A zoom tube is a nickname for a big exhaust on imports.
Check out the zoom tube on that honduh.
A distended butt-hole that acts as a sentient tentacle like appendage with the behavior of a small poodle. Able to change shape and size as needed.
John's Bentley Tube had escaped his pants and was sniffing around for treats in the kitchen before getting stuck in the toaster.
This is when some one is completely enveloped by the tube of a wave (absolutely sherredin the gnar)
Duddeee, i just had a gnarly tube ride
Tube tugging- a holiday festivity in which two men, both erect, stuff the same tube down their urethra. On the count of three, both men clench, violently flexing their pelvic muscles, and pull in opposite directions. Upon the event that the tube is jarred free or one man is three feet removed from his starting position, the opposing man wins. The loser then gets down into the fetal position, and the winner is free to release his urinary secretions on him, displaying his dominance. Any audience members are also free to release on the losing man, as losing a game of tube tug is meant to be quite humiliating.
“I could really go for a good old fashion game of tube tugging right now”
When you get aggressively fuck a cow.
Person 1: Yo, did you hear what happened to Jerry when he ran out onto that field?
Person 2: Yeah, he leather tubed'ed a couple of the farmer's cows. I filmed it and put it up on pornhub!
Person1: Sweet! What's the link?