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It is a boy that has the best rizz in the world and nobody is better than him. If he is net to your girl he can rizz her up without even looking at her. Whenever he cries he girls come to him and then he fucks them.
The Boy Who Cried Rizz is so nice that i let him fuck me when he was sad.
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Originating in the Harry Potter book series, this term represents a generic villain, or "bad guy," whose name bespeaks evil to such an extent that it should not be spoken aloud.
I've heard that 'He-who-must-not-be-named' is up to no good again!
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British jest to be used as a way of saying "he is fat" or used to annoy the french.
"Qui-a-mangé toute les tourtes?"
Who ate all the pies?
Who ate all the pies?
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU FAT BASTARD!
YOU ate all the pies!
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to describe someone who is more grumpy or short tempered than normal.
"you never ever listen anymore James!!"
"jeeez, who pissed in youre cereal mum!"
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A person that promises to get you a sack of weed but extracts an exorbitant "toll" or delivery tax (aka sack tax) without your express permission, by pinching choice buds out and leaving you with sadness. This tax can be upwards of a third of your sack. They've also been known to cover up ther handywork, by putting stems, sticks or pebbles in your sack to accomodate for the lost weight.
This person most often also expects the buyer to smoke him out after the sale of said pilfered bag. The after sale smoke out is customary with any weed transaction, but it stings like salt in a wound when the Pinch expects it even though both you and he know that he has pinched upwards of a third of what is rightly yours.
Gregg: Dude look at this paltry sack Geoff R. just brought over.
Dave: (Laughing) Didn't you know that Geoff is the Pinch Who Stole Christmas?
Gregg: Apparently not. To make matters worse he hung around, not making eye contact for an hour until I couldn't stand it anymore and smoked him out just to make him leave.
Dave: (Still laughing) Yup sounds like the handiwork of the Pinch Who Stole Christmas
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Multiple women who like to eat a certain orange vegetable (carrots)
"I'm a girl who eats carrots"
"Yea, but I hired you to kill him, not to talk about your Veggie Addiction, Janice"
"Girls who eat carrots are vegans"
"That's not how it works dude"
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When a friend, mainly people named Angel, A sentence just to make you laugh even when its not funny. This phrase is very pog. Usually used when someone messes up a sentence but ends up making a legendary moment. Used at any end of sentence and a powerful play.
Angel: who...
you:?
Angel: Who names their monkey cat