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I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more

so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately

Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

10πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking

The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be β€œget the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.

Person 1: hey let me search β€œfucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*

by hackerman/cool dude February 19, 2022


Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

by dalejr237 February 24, 2009

22πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man

The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.

"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."

by Luvis the CARATzen June 20, 2019

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?

1. see the Marines were here

2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.

why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here

by Marines is capitalized. January 21, 2011

8πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


why exercise when you can get extra sides

A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"

P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...

by A Simple Idiot Was Taken February 19, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

UD Jews, I’m talking to you

On my β€œBall of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.

I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.

Is something supposed to happen on this day?

Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?

by Death Menace September 7, 2022

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž