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so I am all out of words and so little fucking ideas tighten my mind desperately
Kidnapper ask for candy: I don't fucking know why I writing this shit no more,, take candy
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The fixed version of what you would type if you want to see urban dictionary have a crisis. It used to be “get the fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking mug” (search that up in urban dictionary), but then there would be an extra mug at the end of a sentence. I am taking this too seriously, so let me just excuse myself and die.
Person 1: hey let me search “fucking mug or die, why dont you just get a fucking” up so I can get a kick out of urban dictionary having a crisis.
*after searching this up urban dictionary comes through the screen with a mug and a gun
Person 1: shit *dies*
What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.
Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.
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The legendary quote from Jung Jaehyun the Poetic beauty.
"Ei ur English's pretty good u know?"
"I lived in America for 4 years, that's why I'm here man."
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1. see the Marines were here
2. a 'de-motivational poster' incorrectly depicting an urban area used for target practice.
why yes the Marines were here. how did you know?
see the Marines were here
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A stupid phrase I came up with meaning "Why be healthy when you can be fat as fuck?"
P1: Hey, how's your diet change been going?
P2: I stopped.
P1: What?! Why?! You're gonna get diabetes man!
P2: Why exercise when you can get extra sides?
P1: ...
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UD Jews, I’m talking to you
On my “Ball of Confusion” definition, there is a weird date: December 27, 2022.
I’m assuming you guys must have changed it to this.
Is something supposed to happen on this day?
Why did you change the date to December 27, 2022?
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