NASCAR Driver

A NASCAR Driver IS AN ATHLETE who competes in a 3500 lb race car, driving 500 miles in as little as 3 hours at speeds up to 190 mph, driving closer to other cars at those speeds than you park next to in the parking lot, and not to mention in cars that interior reaches 140 degrees, while fully clothed in more than one layer of firesuit, and loses about 5-10 lbs per race is sweat, and not to mention having a heart rate equal to that of a marathon runner finishing the 26th mile. and people say they are not athletes. HA

Dale Earnhart, Dale Earnhardt Jr, Jeff Gordon, Tony Stewart, Kurt Busch, etc etc.

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Dale Earnhardt

The greatest NASCAR driver of all time. Who died doing what he loved to do. A competor on the track, and a father, husband, friend off the track. an actual athlete (unlike what some other people say) see NASCAR Driver

7-Time NASCAR WINSTON CUP CHAMPION

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Why Dont You Take Your Balls Out Of Your Purse

What you tell a guy who is acting like a woman.

Hey Bill, I dare you to drink that whole gallon of beer.
-No, I can't, I might get sick.
-Oh Why dont you take your balls out of your purse and just drink.

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Water the Trees

When a man takes a leak on a tree or bush when outside.

"Man I have got to take a piss and those trees look a little dry, I think I am going to go have to water the trees."

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verizon

A Cell Phone company who claims to be the best, who have the least amount of dropped calls, (because they wont drop a call, they would rather have you sit through static and have to pay). who likes to rip of customers by telling them one thing and doing another. SEE Hidden Costs who isnt going to stand a chance when T-Mobile takes over.

Can you hear me now?
HUH?
Can you hear me now?
HUH?
CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?
HELLO I CANT HEAR A THING BUT STATIC.
OH MY GOD my cell phone bill is outrageous. i cant afford this.

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Fold your snot box over

What you tell a person when you are going to punch them in the nose

If you dont cut the shit and get out of my face, I am going to punch you and fold your snot box over.

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hidden Costs

Something Verizon wireless likes to do to customers.

I bought this cell phone thinking that it was going to be good.. it works but they charge me a bunch of hidden costs that i was unaware about and now they wont do anything about. I should switch to T-Mobile

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