Banana Republican

Populists lurching from one malicious cultural crusade to the next, committed to preserving power at the expense of vulnerable minorities, indifferent to the nation’s real problems or even counterproductive in solving them.

If the Banana Republicans win, you lose.

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luscious banana

When a girl is at the grocery store to buy bananas and out of nowhere a guy comes and shoves the banana into her vagina

I was in the store yesterday and I got the best luscious banana from the janitor.

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Banana Nipple

The first and last slice of a banana.

Bruce preferred the disc shaped inner slices of a banana in his cereal rather than the conical shaped (first and last) banana nipples.

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banana guard

Male condom. Rubber. Dumdum, if you will.

Be safe. Use a banana guard everytime.

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Banana Sanchez

Very similar to a Dirty Sanchez, but more delicious. After coitus employing a banana-flavored condom, the penis is swiped across the woman's upper-lip, leaving a fragrant trail of banana semen.

The Banana Sanchez was the perfect ending to Laura and Eric's first date.

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Banana Spaz

someone who is hyper and doesn't pay attention to their surroundings so they tend to slip, trip and/or fall a lot. aka "Slippery Spaz"

Joe is starring at a girl while walking with Ted. Joe reaches the steps, and face plants. Ted turns around and sees Joe on the ground.

Ted: Come on Joe, you banana spaz.

or
Ted: Come on, you slippery spaz

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Gucci Banana

A cool hat

Oj gang cringe

Milk gang thicc

Boner: "Ey look at my cool hat."
Oj gang: "Noo you cant just put a banana on yo....."
Boner: "Haha gucci banana go brrrrrr."

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