Lady Chicken

Ass cheeks or vagina of a lady.

Hey babe Let me slap your lady chicken

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chicken & waffles

Popular restaurant in Los Angeles, California named 'Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles'. Started out by accident, around the early to mid 40's. Jazz musicians leaving their gigs around 4am each morning, upon stopping in for a bite, didn't know whether to order breakfast or dinner food. So became the single greatest concept brought forth by the nigras...

Check out the line of nigras at Roscoe's chicken and waffles...

Syrup on everythang!!!

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funky chicken

1> A dance craze, done by tucking your hands under your armpits and flapping your "chicken wings" while doing the peck and scratch.

2> That smell, you know it, when chicken has been left out too long.

1> Woah, you should see grandma do the funky chicken!

2> *sniff sniff* WHEW! That is some funky chicken, might as well throw it away or feed it to he dogs or something.

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chicken scratch

My writing.
1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself

Damn, I can't read this chickenscratch, was he seizing when he wrote this?

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chicken mask

Before or while engaging in sex, the male rips open a pillow, keeping it nearby. When the male ejaculates on his partners face, he covers the partners sticky face with the feathers from the pillow (much like tar and feathering). Flapping arms folded at the sides and making "bock bock" chicken noises is completely optional but highly recommended.

Jeremy got drunk at the party last night and ended up giving Pat a chicken mask.

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no spring chicken

Someone who is well past youth; an older person.

Leslie: did you know that Harry's mother turned 90 last week
Kevin: Well she's no spring chicken!

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Ambien-Chicken

To take your Ambien while driving, about the 20 mile mark from your house.
Usually done in the hopes of maximizing your sleep time.
The only issue being if some "fucktard" crashes and causes traffic or some sort of delay before you reach your destination. Then you're fucked cause Ambien takes no prisoners!

"Holy shit we were busy tonight!!! I'm sooooo ready to play some "Ambien-Chicken"!
Hey Autumn, reach in the glovebox and hand me some of that Ambien...we're only another 20 miles from home...I bet I could make it!"

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