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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015


Minimum sexual age

3

Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.

by Minimum sexual age February 26, 2020


Age Traveller

Kyle M.

Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.

Unsolved Mystery.

by TheUnknownDictionaryMan January 18, 2021


Age of meaning

The age where a movie and or song has a meaning before it is no longer meaningful
E.G if you haven't watched lion king before between the ages of 3-8 then it has no meaning in your life..

18 year old girl: I watched lion king for the first time..
18 year old boy: you've past the age of meaning

by Cracking cold ones with boys June 17, 2017


biblical age

the combination of your current age and the ages of your living children. This is based on the fact that many biblical characters lived to absurdly large ages, and begat tremendous numbers of children. People often say having children ages one prematurely; this is an way to quantify this.

"My biblical age is 86"
"Wow, you look great for your age!"

by January 28, 2025


age rage

This is when you are in a hurry at any store, and an old person is in line in front of you in line is moving super slow.
Ofter times they insist on using coupons, and paying with a checkbook.

I was in a total age rage, when the old lady insisted on buying one banana with a coupon, and paying with her checkbook.

by dr rocket December 9, 2018


Age-rage

The instant anger that comes with dealing with older people who just don't seem to understand technology.

Adrian took a call from an elderly gentleman he had dropped his laptop down the stairs, and now it wouldnt turn on. He flew into such an age-rage.

by nico-p November 14, 2018