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Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".
Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?
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Hi wanna bang? Sure, but are you over minimum sexual age? yes, i just turned 3.
Kyle M.
Age Traveller is defined as an unsolved mystery. Really there is no explanation on how you go from 1 age to another in 1 week and then you demote yourself to the age under again.
Unsolved Mystery.
The age where a movie and or song has a meaning before it is no longer meaningful
E.G if you haven't watched lion king before between the ages of 3-8 then it has no meaning in your life..
18 year old girl: I watched lion king for the first time..
18 year old boy: you've past the age of meaning
Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.
Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.
A different way that you ask for the age of an individual.
“Damn girl u cute asf age check?”
“Thank you sm I’m 17!”
“Oh word” *vanishes in thin air*
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This is when you are in a hurry at any store, and an old person is in line in front of you in line is moving super slow.
Ofter times they insist on using coupons, and paying with a checkbook.
I was in a total age rage, when the old lady insisted on buying one banana with a coupon, and paying with her checkbook.