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(noun)- A friend who acts as a buffer between you and an unattractive female (see: ugly ass bitch). Plural- beaver dams
(verb)- to block an unattractive female from hooking up with a friend upon his/her request. Past tense: -med
Damn, to keep that ugly drunk bitch from fucking me, I need my friend to be my beaver dam. (noun)
Was I just beaver dammed by that guy? (verb, past tense)
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A heinously ugly girl who could not have possibly emerged from anywhere else but the fog. She is the type of girl who appears in your bed on a Sunday morning that you immediately recognize as a mistake and try to evict as fast as possible and take every precaution necessary to make sure your friends do not find out about her.
John: Did Jack bang that girl he was making out with last night?
Samuel: I hope not dude. He asked us to help him out by making sure he didn't end up fucking any ugly chicks and that girl was a real fog beaver.
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The rhythmic sound of balls slapping a girls ass during sex.
Dude you were hitting that so hard last night I could hear the beaver song from the next room.
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Someone who likes to smoke the drug 'Crack', will get this word said to them all the time
Colby: "Jon Rushby is a Crack Beaver!"
Jon: "Hey man its some goood shit!"
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The act of female masterbation. Excluding the clitoris. Full finger penetration.
That girl cant stop beaver bashing in the washroom!
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Beaver attack: When a girls bush grows so long it engulfs her alive. Ergo a beaver attack.
Jeff: I was banging that girl last night but she had a beaver attack. So I just ended up jerking on to her mom while she was asleep.
Zack: Yeah man I hate when that ends up happening! My girl had a beaver attack once... her mom gets nervous around me now...
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When two pussies are bumped together in a sexual thrusting motion (with or without a double dildo) in order to gain sexual satisfaction
The bull dykes were caught beaver bumping in the middle of broad daylight.
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