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the method of making an intended mistake to lessen scrutiny, or make something fake feel more real
Guy 1: "-and she faked her artwork! She would often make mistakes to give the illusion its not fake, but it was AI-generated the WHOLE time."
Guy 2: "I've heard. She was using something called "bi-deception."
tylenol, but for bisexuals
Person 1 (bisexual): "I'm feeling a bit sick.."
Person 2: "Take some bi-lynol, maybe it'll help"
Person 1: “Why not Tylenol?”
Person 2:”Bi-lenol works better for bisexuals”
A person (usually female) who likes women sexually, but will only play with them from the waist up.
Waist down for them is a no-go.
Carly thinks Angelina is super hot but she's upper-bi & will only make out with her & play with her boobies.
When you start saying the word "bitch" when you were supposed to or trying to say "beach"
Usually the person stutters or holds the syllable in an awkward way after noticing the mistake. Sometimes the person says more letters of the word "bitch" before correcting the phrase to "beach". Occasionally the person will say the part of the word "beach" louder after starting to say the word bitch or yell "BEACH!" after finishing a word like bi-each.
Pronunciations include bitsheach, biteach, etc.
"Let's go to the bi-each...?"
"I'm going to the bitch, BEACH! I MEANT TO SAY BEACH, I SWEAR!"
"I'm going to go to the bi-EACH!"
"I hate the biiiiiiEACH! BEACH!"
This definition was inspired by real events
Da smart-alacky remark dat you glibly toss back at your "little princess/pumpkin" date's father when he warns you, "Whatever you do to my daughter, I'll do to you."
Demurely telling your new gal's dad, "That's fine --- I'm bi" may indeed be sarcastically amusing by implying dat you would actually ENJOY having said paternal dude make you "take it up da bum", but said remark could also "backfire" (pun not intended, but it works well here!), especially if dat family is of the conservative-minded variety... even if they don't truly believe dat you actually meant it, they may still be highly offended at da flippant "either/or" sexual reference, and so the girl may no longer wish to date you, and her parents may not want their precious Miss Vulnerable to be hanging around with "some foul-mouthed/coarse-minded dude" like you.
Fucking bisexuals who take away everything from lesbians, fuck yall stupid ass bitches. if ur apart of this shit get the fuck outta here.
1: "r u apart of the bi apocalypse"
2: "ew no its invalid and wrong"
1: "agreed theyre stupid asf"
2: "ong"
wow its National Kick Bi guy you know in the nuts day!