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To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.
"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"
(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).
"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"
When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"
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When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
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The act of buying breakfast for your significant other at a drive-thru then accelerating quickly before they take the first bite causing whip-lash and the spilling of food.
Dude, my babe wanted me to buy her food this morning, so I gave her a broke neck breakfast
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A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".
If I don't see an improvement I shall kick you from arsehole to breakfast-time!
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You name an omelette "Taylor Swift" and give it to a friend, then when they're in the middle of eating it you say "Omelette you finish, but how's breakfast?"
SERVER: "How's breakfast??"
ME: "Damn bitch. You interrupted me with your Kanye West Breakfast remark."
When two or more people who do not know each other that well smoke marijuana together for the first time and become closer friends.
Person a: Hey that Spencer kid is a tool.
Person b: No man I smoked with him last week he's actually pretty chill.
Person a: Oh really? Thats The Breakfast Club Effect I guess.
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The act of waking your partner with sex in the morning. Complementary to upstairs breakfast in bed, and typically gifted to a man. Borderline rape, so consider yourself warned.
What a beautiful goodpussy day it is; my girlfriend woke me with downstairs breakfast in bed that finished off with upstairs breakfast in bed.
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