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a great song to cry to. by japaanese americam singer mitski from the album (bury me at malkeeout creeek
I just cried for 3 hours over nothing but on the plus side I was listening to first love/ late spring.
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A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
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A statement made by someone about another's mental state based on little or no knowledge in psychology.
This phrase was originally derived because of the fact that most first year university or college students have a course in psychology.
"I can tell he misses his parents, but he can't take anything seriously so he thinks everything is a joke"
"Is that your first year psych theory?"
The theory that any combination of the first three albums by a band have higher ratings than albums four and higher. Basically, albums one through three are all better than any album released after the thid album.
Only full length albums apply.
Abbreiviated FTA Theory.
Eminem is a great example on the First Three Albums Theory.
December 21st is National First Kiss Day. Anyone who hasn't had their first kiss can ask anyone to kiss them on December 21st.
Kissing Virgin: Wanna know what today is:
Kisser: What?
Kissing Virgin: National First kiss day and I haven't had my first kiss, so...?
Kisser: Ok *kisses her*
beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
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Exactly what "True love at first sight" is but to a lusty extent. Without all the feelings of love but lust.
Dude, whenever I saw her and looked her in the eyes for the first time... It was like true fuck at first sight.
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