clown coup

A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.

Disgraced attorney Rudy Giuliani’s face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trump’s clown coup.

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clown boxing

showing off in front of the mirror when no one is home: flexing, showing cleavage, making pouty lip faces, dancing to boy george naked.

I do my best clown boxing drinking martinis while on house arrest.

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Brown Clown

(n) A racial slur typically used to describe a Mexican who has managed to fit themselves and 30 other Mexicans inside a vehicle who's capacity is intended for far fewer occupants.

This could be in the context of transporting illegal immigrants across a border, transporting workers to a job site, or taking the whole family to the swap meet.

I watched a border patrol dash-cam video of 15 brown clowns jumping out of a mini van on youtube the other day. That shit was SO funny.

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bite the clown

Just another way of saying, "get lost" but in a good natured sort of way.

Your brother: I get to go out tonight and you have to stay in and do homework, ha ha.

you: bite the clown.(then you walk away)

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evil clowns

The combined groupe of ones parents, teachers, bullies and the police that can destory ones life.

Those evil clowns almost destroyed my life.

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clown crew

a crew of guys that love to drink, party, and sideline hate at a club

their efforts in attracting the female species are usually a waste wkend after wkend, club after club

if the nights out with your crew end with fights, nasty food, zero female interaction, and no one getting lucky.....yup....ur rolling with a clown crew

BEWARE:
once part of a clown crew, it is difficult to dis-associate oneself from it - since your status will now follow your clown reputation

boi #1: "yo u rollin to the city?"
boi #2: "whos rollin?

boi #1: "same guys from last wkend"
boi #2: "what a fuckin clown crew"

boi #1: "yea man, we need new friends"

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town clown

a town clown is another word for cop

look at them fuckin town clown

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