Cold Smokey

A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.

"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."

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Cold dicking

When you slap your flacid pen!s on her face.

I pulled out my Johnson and started smacking her in the face

"She's getting a real cold dicking"

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cold wife

Used to describe a female significant other of an individual who they are not married to, although their relationship is extremely similar to that of a marriage.

A cold marriage is used to describe the couple itself; cold marriages are often between two people who are living together, may have children, and entirely joint expenses and lifestyles without any legal marriage ever taking place. This may be legally and formally be referred to as "common law marriage".

"Chelsea had her health coverage from her job change from Blue Cross to Aetna."
"She doesn't get your coverage?"
"Nah man, that's my cold wife."

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Cold Feet

To become very nervous causing you to lose the confidence and ability to do or say something.

1. Danny got cold feet at the wedding and couldn't say his vowels. The wedding then had to be cut short and both bride and her family never spoke to him again.

2. I'm sitting at a red light in my Dad's high performance Jag which I shouldn't be driving. My old high school bully then rolls up next to me in a Camaro. "Holy shit it's you!!" he says in a surprised but mocking tone. "Hey Johnny, nice wheels" I say, trying to seem somewhat friendly. "Hey! how about I race you FOR PINKS!!!. Or are you gonna get cold feet and chicken out?" Fuck it!! I can't take anymore of this prick. We both floor it on green and I pull ahead faster, At this point I'm laughing. Suddenly I hit something laying in the road and a tyre goes baaboom!! causing the car to flip n roll.
I'm writing this in a hospital bed with my one good arm, Before my dad breaks it when he finds out about his car. What can I say? Sometimes getting cold feet is not always a bad thing.

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the cold beer

The cold beer is the best thing you can have on a Friday night. When you have the cold beer, everything is good. It is always the cold beer and not just "beer" or "cold beer". Made famous by retired professional wrestler, The Iron Sheik, on Twitter.

It's Friday night! Get the cold beer, bubba.

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Cold Baller

ˈ/kəʊldˈbɔ lə/
someone who is seen as the “top dog” in the situation, can handle any task under pressure

“wow you see declan over there, man he’s got the touch of a cold baller”

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Cold Waffle

A dead woman's vagina.

Sherman and Mike tag teamed and destroyed that cold waffle, it's a shame she couldn't moan since she was dead.

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