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when you get a cucumber and carve a pp head in it then use it as a dildo
Chloe: Hey Emily?
Emily: Yes?
Chole: I made my own cucumber dildo last night. It was so nice I cummed!
Emily: No problem.
a man whose wife prefers a dildo to her husband's penis, thus restricting access to her pussy.
the only way a dildo cuckold husband could fuck his wife was to use a dildo.
Someone who sucks on medium-rare dildos
'Ugh derick is such a dildo sucker' says marcus 'I know right, he definitely sucks medium-rare dildos' says swaneeet
It's when you stick dildos all over the floor, walls and ceiling, covering up the entire room with dildos.
Bob has set up a dildo jungle.
The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.
it means a big BLACK man dick goes inside your mommas ass
texas dildo is your mommas friend