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Is when an ungrateful sandwich lady makes you a sub sandwich. Then in front of all the other customers, you bend her over the sandwich counter and proceed to fuck her in the ass with the sub sandwich. Aftwards, she will thank you and make you another sandwich.
After that sandwich lady got that dirty beau, she made me the best sub sandwich I ever ate
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The act of seducing your students with cloroform and rope, then anally raping them in the tech class.
"Yo i got a Dirty Freeman yesterday"
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The act of using your girls "T" shirt as a cum rag and not telling her about it - then she puts it back on!
Hmmm, I thought to myself, I quess I'll dir-T samsel the cum off her ass. I hope she dosen't notice.
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A goddess... no woman compares to her, will make you fall in love from the first "hi". Like the goddess she is, her lips will steal the soul outta your dick. She be having you beggin'.
Dude, have you seen that goddess, dirty Bella has no rival, damn.
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A Dirty Jonny is when you play a acoustic guitar and sing ring of fire while preforming anal sex on a women.
Jennifer and I were doing a Dirty Jonny last night when your mom walked in and joined.
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Swirling a used condom around one's head in the style of a medievil mace before releasing it in the direction of the target
This knight was coming at me with his mace, so i wipped out my johnny and gave him my dirty mace
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When you try to jump a tee post but com up short splitting your ball sack open. You spend the night in the hospital getting your balls sewed back together while trying to reach your mother on the phone to explain what happened between her hysterical laughter.
Pulled a dirty daniel last night, now I'll be walking now legged for a week.
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