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The Fap

The Fap is a common term used amongst cultured men (Men who aren’t we wee fruits) The Fap was established by a “smick” in 2022, when he created “The Fap Bucket Hat

The Fap don’t fucking strap, FAP team #1

by Commander Keep Her Lit April 27, 2022


Tomb fapping

Streaking into a cemetery, jerking off behind a tombstone, and getting the fuck out of dodge. (Side note: you can't get caught)

Cemetery gate is under construction bro let's go tomb fapping!

by Lancasting June 28, 2015


Self-Fapping

A term to describe a person who is shamelessly proud of themself, and showers themself in compliments.

Not self-fapping, but omg, these photos of me are so good, it drives me crazy.

by The Lord Meier August 11, 2022


Fap Gap

A period of time one goes without sexual pleasure.

How long has your fap gap been going on?”

“Oh about two years now...”

by Ilovemybookshelves September 21, 2019


Fap N’ Crap

When someone rubs one out while taking a shit on the pooperfarten.

IRS Agent 1: Why is he taking so long to open the door?

IRS Agent 2: He’s probably doing the classic fap n’ crap.

by uncleGhandalf May 14, 2020


National FaceTime fap day

On November 16th you and your partner have to fap on face time no questions asked

Hey it’s November 16th You have to

Do national facetime fap day

by Foxxiegirl November 16, 2021


M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap

That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best

by cbinthouse June 7, 2023