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If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023


Spacka fit

When a girl is dopey or clumsy, acting in a way which resembles a spastic. But at the same time, these actions make them more attractive or deemed fit.

*Jenny drops her pen and laughs like a mong

Josh: She's such a spaz but kinda cute
Tim: Yeah bro, she's spacka fit.

by User327584672 December 19, 2019


Harbor Fitness

Brooklyn's Gym since 1991. Pride themselves on being "the best part of a members day, every day".

I remember working out at Harbor Fitness- it was the happiest time of my life!

by tansbro November 23, 2021


Kinniftian Fit

A specific fit characterized by a sense of panic, total confusion and the feeling of being rushed, specifically within the context of a school assignment.

The worksheet was so confusing I had a Kinniftian Fit.

by msyterious_no September 6, 2018


piss factory fit

A term used to describe someone having a major tantrum.

Tom: Dude, Sarah was totally pissed when I told her she didn't need to eat anymore Happy Meals. She had a fit!

George: Man, I bet she had a piss factory fit!

by Aphik November 4, 2010


fit guy

Eddie Munson.
This guy. 😚👌MWAH!
Sebastian Stan.
Steve Harrington.
RDJ
Chris Hemsworth
Timothee Chalamalabingbong

“Hey! Look at that fit guy over there.”

Eddie Munson’s a fit guy.”

by Stevemunson July 7, 2022


head doesn't fit my body

The feeling after a heavy night partying and drinking when you first awake with the hangover from hell.

I feel as rough as a bears ass and my head doesn't fit my body

by Lee Pea Pod September 26, 2015