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I got an erection

What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi

A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i got an erection

by Random gay dude April 16, 2022


roblox’s got talent

“Roblox Got Talent” is a phrase you use when you are kinda happy but something is SUPER SUPER DUPER CRINGE.

that bag is so Roblox’s Got Talent

by Chloe West August 25, 2019


I've got an egg on

A way of ending a phone call without causing offence.

But actually code for "I'm going now because you are boring the shit out of me".

Bob: "...and then on 14 I made a great par-save from the heavy rough..."

Rob: "OK, anyway listen mate I must go - I've got an egg on..."

by seve88 May 18, 2011


mans got a text

an amazing inspiring quote from tommy fury on the very itellegent show love island

mans got a text

by hudreds&fitysbigold July 7, 2019


We Got Clowned

Another way of saying someone or someones got over on you.

Brooks gave our design ideas to another decorator - Man we got Clowned!

by KImCobain August 21, 2015


I've got the toots

(Phrase)- when you ate some meats and can't stop tooting. The toots have no specific cure

"Not again! Gosh darn it I ate too many roast beefs, and now I've got the toots! Anybody got a cure?"

by meatyluvers December 26, 2015


got ya hat

A magic phrase that activates a brutal beating on the user.

Jake Paul: "Got ya hat!"
Floyd: "So you have chosen death" *proceeds to beat the shit out of Jake*

by Big_Boi_Shade May 7, 2021