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*noun* To go hard as fuck to the point of no returns. Usually associated with drinking outrageous amounts of alcohol and waking up with piss in your pants, the taste of shit in your mouth, teeth ground down to the gums and a dislocated jaw from munging out to Darude Sandstorm for 18 hours.
"Holy fuck! Look at John Howard the barnzed up kent! He just rooted his neighbours dog for a durry, the maniac is going ham sanga again tonight!"
"Fuck you Mum! For the last time im not going to eat the stupid broccoli alright! You have been trying this shit on me since Dad left to get durrys from Bi-Lo and never came back! Im going over to me mate Bronsons with a few blue cans and some winnie reds to go ham sanga!"
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clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.
Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.
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Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion
Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron
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Ham guy - A ham guy is a grown man that's a complete brute, who likes to eat ham.
ex. Dexter Morgan is a ham guy.
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The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.
"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"
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To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!
I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!
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To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.
"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."
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