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Dairy Queen the pin

In disc golf, a long tee or approach shot that gently lands near the hole parked for all to admire. With such a gentle landing, it’s like a Dairy Queen soft serve dripping from a towering waffle cone.

A.J.: That hyzer bomb tee shot landed with a twirly bird then gently kissed the bottom of the pin
Ricky: It’s always nice to Dairy Queen the pin once in a while

by wch-meister April 2, 2019


Heater

Shortened term used by problem gamblers to denote a "dead heat" or tie among multiple finishers in a horse race.

Marcus: That photo at the wire shows a three-horse heater for the win.
Will: You're freakin' goofy, man. Those track stewards are fixing the finish to cover their phony bets.

by wch-meister August 9, 2017


diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

by wch-meister September 30, 2017


inner city ethnic

A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.

Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage
Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover

by wch-meister July 28, 2016

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Parked

The ultimate approach shot in disc golf (aka Frisbee golf or frolf) where the final landing location is directly underneath the pole hole basket

Weezer: Your super hyzer tee shot is totally parked on that par 3
Lester: yeah, I used a bitchin' over stable JK Pro to get the job done

by wch-meister October 5, 2017


Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron

by wch-meister June 8, 2018

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Jughead

A wild or stubborn horse. Also, a derogatory term for any standardbred horse commonly run in harness races.

Jay: That jughead trotter was parked on the outside and never had a change at the wire
Bill: You're the only jughead at the track. Betting $2 on that horse to show. Sheesh!

by wch-meister December 28, 2017

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