diaper walk

Telltale sign of a male homosexual who has engaged in way too many anal encounters. The diaper walk is characterized by a slow perambulation with butt cheeks tightly clenched to ensure sphincter closure to avoid involuntary leakage. The term is derived from the fact that adult diapers are often required because normal rectal control has been compromised.

Craig: What's that oddball gait Tom is sporting on his way to the cafeteria?
Joe: Oh, that's his diaper walk from years of punching the starfish

inner city ethnic

A name denoting any of the various racial groups residing in big-city America. The ultimate politically-correct epithet masking a hidden racial slur.

Joe: Bubba's a disgrace to his southern, good-ole-boy heritage
Wiily: Yeah, he's nothin' more than an inner city ethnic lover

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titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

titty queer

Whimsical phrase from long haul trucker lingo denoting a powerful attraction to female breasts - particularly the larger varieties

Gene: Check out those bazookas over there with them rose tattoos
Craig: Quit gawkin' you perv. You ain't nothin' but titty queer and rockin' chair goofy

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Johnny Wadd

Nickname for John C. Holmes, the most prolific male porno actor of all time. Also, the eponymous movie series title from the early 1970's starring Holmes as a private dick displaying his enormous spuge talent.

Jimmy: There's nobody like Johnny Wadd on the silver screen
Wilbur: Yeah, he was a giant in the industry who could always deliver the money shot on the director's command

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jiggy jogger

Light hearted phrase describing standardbred horses used in harness racing. Term is derived from the goofy gait pacers and trotters exhibit when pulling their sulkies.

Those jiggy joggers leaving the starting gate ain't worth the glue they're soon to become

Ham Hater

Derogatory term for someone of the Jewish persuasion

Menachem: No thanks for the offer of the barbecued pork lips sandwich
Bubba: Sheesh, forgot you were a ham hater from Hebron

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