Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe

A comment you find in almost EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe

Viewer: *Watches video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe

A random comment you find in EVERY VIDEO, followed by a brownie recipe.

Viewer: *Watches a video*
Viewer: *goes to comment section*
Comment: Anyway, here’s a brownie recipe…

Have an issue, here's a tissue.

When you're crying, someone will kindly offer a tissue to wipe your tears on.

Tiffany: (lisping) ARRGH!! This Snapchat update SUCKS!! (cries)
Teacher: (gives Tiffany a tissue) You have an issue, here's a tissue.

Tiffany: *blushes*

Tiffany: (takes off her glasses, wipes her tears with the tissue, cleans her glasses with that tissue and then puts her glasses back on.)
Tiffany: (sniffles, blows nose on that same tissue)

I don’t go here

A phrase used online usually in fandom spaces by someone who isn’t a fan of the interest at hand, as in “This is not the part of the internet that I usually lurk around” or “This is not where I usually go (on the internet)”

Tweet appreciating a scene in a show

Person: I don’t go here but I love this clip so much!

Dismiss em get em outta here

When their music was lock and now its time to go home

Kyle said the music was lock 🔐 from Frederick st the parade over dismiss em get em outta here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here

You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is a long word, often used when someone has typed so much that they deserve to be where they are currently located. There are many ways You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here can be used, such in text, writing, and that is just about the most common forms You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here is used.

Guy 1: This is a long sentence I am writing to you right now Guy 2, you might as well respect me.
Guy 2: You took your time to write this so it might as well be worth your time here
Guy 3: Nice.

I don't think they're here

The sentence you say to your teammates right before being mutilated by 5 slow-walking enemies.

"I don't think they're here guys"
"KK we're going back to A"
"okaY AHHHH HELP"