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When 2 males are giving oral sex at the yacht club only in sperrys
Jacob Titus is getting a creamy horn in the corny from earl
2 males participating in oral sex at the yacht club wearing sperrys
Jacob is getting a creamy horn from stinky earl in the corner
a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.
"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"
Most likely your friends' ex-girlfriend, probably an ex because of your friend's actions.Will probably not talk to you after a break-up. Super pretty, and will love you as long as you treat her right. She will tell you when you are in the wrong. You probably break your heart...again at a school dance. Most likely lesbian. She is honestly an amazing person and if you think she's a bad person or an asshole you were probably the asshole.
me: Brianna is an asshole.
Friend: You were probably the asshole, and you know you still like her.
Me: True, she is super pretty.
Brianna Horne ost likely your ex-girlfriend.
A word I made up on holiday while I was drunk meaning penis
Me: i need a code name for dick
Drunk me: UNICORN FORN HORN
So me and my cousins were in Florida and we were talking about the nasty and then my cousin says we need to make a code word for a dick and then my other cousin said Unicorn Forn Horn and we haven’t changed it since and btw that was in October 2018
Lucas: bro how longs your unicorn forn horn
Mason: it’s 1 inch
Lucas: bro get some forn pills