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bastiss

a mythological creature found in the wild, with hooves of goat and skin of lizard. a belly-dweller with low legs and often times has horns. A creature that is often mistaken for a lizard. Hooved Beast with Horns,

Thats not a lizard, Thats a God Damn Horned Bastiss.

by angelo barrett April 13, 2021


Horned Bastiss

a mythological creature that exists primarily in folk-lore, but actually exists in semi-rare environments world-wide. A Horned Bastiss is almost identical to a common field Bastiss, but the beast has horns. Horned Bastiss's can be friendly if they're full, but run into a Horned Bastiss on an empty stomach.....thats game over buddy.

"Haha, Dean was poking a hooved critter and he made it fart with a stick!"
Dugan replies; "Did it have Horns?"
Dean yells; " hell yeah it had horns, lizard skin and frickin hooves!!"
Dugan sweats and screams; " YOU ITIOTS, WE ARE COMPLETELY EFF'DTHATS A MOTHER F***ING HORNED BASTISS!"

by angelo barrett April 20, 2021