Kick the gong

1. To kick the gong: To smoke opium (from Chinese opium dens of the last century where customers struck a gong to make the attendant come and bring them a pipe).

2. To mastubate (if you're male).

1. Lyrics from "Minnie The Moocher" (30's jazz hit for Cab Calloway):

She messed around with a bloke named Smokie
She loved him though he was cokey
He took her down to Chinatown
And showed her how to kick the gong around

2. She gave me such a case of blue balls last night I couldn't wait to get home to kick the gong.

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cripple kick

The act an incapacitated mother does to enact revenge upon her rat bastard children.

You better watch it or mom will cripple kick you upside the head, crutches or no crutches.

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kick-wick

The kick of somebodys shin after a stupid response or saying

Chris- Wanna play neopets ?
Tim- Kick-Wick !

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dick kick

Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.

Jason: I can't believe you called to the river with that crap and donked a straight over my aces.

Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?

Jason: No.

Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.

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Kicking the chain

Verb/ adjective when someone is relaxing or when something is really awesome

I’m just kicking the chain. That party was kicking the chain

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kick stick

a cigarette (smoking is said to cause cancer, which causes death. kick also means to die).

Hey man, you got any kick sticks? Let's go smoke.

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pie-kick

to kick someone in the shins with great force unexpectedly.

next time I'm just gonna pie-kick 'em!

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