Lazy Wolf

One of the most amazing persons someone can ever have the pleasure of knowing. Selfless, kind, all around sweetheart, always honest. To know a Lazy Wolf is to spend every day smiling nonstop and an insane amount of happiness. Someone you'd never want to lose 🩷💜

I spent my day with Lazy Wolf and had the most amazing day ever. We used a gasbag as a magic carpet!

Lazy Oma

A grandma who is so lazy thay she falls asleep while doing any activity (e.g., walking, talking, being a therapist)

Why are there so many cobwebs everywhere? Because lazy Oma hasn’t gotten up from her nap in months! She is probably dreaming about killing Slothie.

Lazy salad

When someone jerks using a tissue and forgets to throw it away

He forgot to throw away his tissue, he made a lazy salad

Lazy Disorder

Lazy disorder is a serious condition that cannot be cured. People with lazy disorder will sometimes have moments when they just won’t get up. This is not their fault, this is a result of their condition.

Did you hear Mohammed has lazy disorder?
No I didn’t I thought he was just lazy

lazy pie

An endearing term for a galette, a flat pastry containing a sweet or savory filling with crumbly cheese.

Short on time but we have some goat cheese, I guess I'll make a lazy pie.

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

lazy ohio

A sex dungeon for those who are not willing to put in the effort for leather, chains, and whips, and prefer to sit, eat potato chips, and occasionally be slapped with a teddy bear.

You hear that skylar opened a lazy Ohio in her apartment?