A man who performs cunnilingus
I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.
“That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger”
munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring
beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.
"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"
/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/
Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~
“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”
“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”
Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.
Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline