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certified munch

A man who performs cunnilingus

I'm no selfish lover, I'm a certified munch.

by slytendenciess April 11, 2024


Bongo munch

psychadelic grub, food that has a tang!!

by Anonymous August 4, 2003


munch burger

A sweet simpleton

“That guy is so sweet but he really has nothing going on in his head.”
“Yeah it’s ok he’s just a munch burger

by austinlover69 June 2, 2023


munching beavers

munching (V) :eating, consuming, devouring

beavers (n) : 1. the plural of beaver. a hairy animal (mammal) with a flat tail that lives by rivers. 2. a vagina/pussy.

"I've been munching beavers since I was 13!"

/I've been eating pussy since I was 13!/

by raunchyyyy September 20, 2018


carp munch

somone with a big rowd mouth

omg jarets coming

carp munch

by cheekybitch May 25, 2020


giraffe munching

Similar to a Rottweiler rug-muncher, the raffe’ muncher gets it’s pleasure from going down on the Penile shaft with a part-time position in engorging oneself in “chocolate-chip cookie dough.” ~this is a male on male exclusive~

“Thanks uncle falcone, but remember, you don’t want anyone calling you a giraffe muncher!”

“Oh my gosh, are you seriously giraffe munching me P Diddy?!”

by Papa al Gaib May 5, 2024


midnight munch

Eating something between 00:00 and 00:59 that would be considered weird to eat.

Last night I had a lovely midnight munch on Vaseline

by Vesiexz June 26, 2023