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1. An American state that, believe it or not, consists primarily of country fields, mountains, and forests. New York City is not all of New York, it's like 0.01% The Finger Lakes are where you want to be.
2. The state name that appears under "I *heart*" on someone's shirt who's never been to New York in their life.
3. A state that is geographically ideal and full of parks and beauty, but politically a cesspool that drives lifelong residents out.
Ellie: "You coming to New York tomorrow?"
Adam: "You never mentioned anything about New York before. You going to Manhattan?"
Ellie: "Heck, no. The Finger Lakes Region. I'm going to see the Corning Museum of Glass."
The world’s best state. But please. Don’t call NYC “The Big Apple”. I’m not a Mets fan. It’s cloudy a lot though. Go Yankees.
Duke: Here’s the Big Apple!
And he was brutally murdered.
Please, just say New York.
A state in the Northeastern US that borders Canadian provinces Ontario and Quebec as well as the states Vermont, Connecticut, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Pennsylvania. Known for it's beautiful landmarks and tourist attractions such as Niagara Falls, Finger Lakes, Adirondacks and Catskills. And of course New York City.
There is more to New York than New York City.
The definition of the word 'factory'. It's air is so toxic, it's the same as smoking 3 packs an hour.
Guy 1: Have you gone to New York?
Guy 2: Yeah, *cough* I wonder how *cough* my lungs are functioning.
The city that never sleeps unless its taking a dump on you almost a quarter of the state got screwed out of unemployment and the governor is still using all the taxe dollars to harass more women
I want to go see New York Im a stupid tourist
place. Delightful city built on repurposed islands saved from a lonely existence by hardy entrepreeurs. Home to many sports clubs who have seen better times New York is now home to many museums and more lithe actors than is healthy.
New York is not a national park. Build something! Sing and dance! Dunk Be a star!
when you do a shit load of cocaine and smoke a shit load of weed, you pull a new york
you get coked the fuck up, and then you smoke to reduce the edge. you get the social skills of getting coked the fuck up, but you are still relaxed because of the weed.
"Holy fuck, he just fucking New Yorked!"
"He New Yorked three times and ODed!"
"I've done 19 lines, and a voice in my head said if I take one more, I'm going to die. I shouldn't have fucking New Yorked."