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A good pun to break the ice when someone sees you fucking the dog
"Oh my God what are you doing!?"
"Don't worry I've just hot a poodle noodle, it just looks like that"
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Alabama noodling is when you stick your dick instead of your hand down a catfish's throat invented by the famous alabamian pornstar.
Person 1: bro why you taking your pants off?
Person 2: Because I'll be Alabama noodling today just like pornstar!
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The Asian n-word pass that only Asians have at birth
Ming li: Omg Timmy used a rasict slur against me without the noodle pass!
Timmy: no I didn't you ching chong
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An asian dude tht actually has a dick not a micro penis and can karate that pussy till its H20 gets all ovrr the place
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reference to clitoris based on shape and pliability resembling a noodle. Area of high arousal of women.
I got her squealing by playing with her magic noodle.
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Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.
Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.
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wacking off,playing with yourself
adam sandler was wrestlein' the noodle last night
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