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A retarded show made by retards. Copies The Simpsons. Was funny to start when their ideas were original, but now it's just a load of shit.
Family Guy: Pea-Tear-Griffin
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indivudual that has is seen by others as knowing everything about computers, females seem to avoid and scorn "tech guys", for some unknown reason.
Why do we always get called tech guys in front of females?
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a highly overrated show popular with geeks with no originality of their own because they need to watch it to get some lame new catchphrase. despite what some think, it doesn't copy the simpsons. it also has less direction than a blind Jew. mostly comprised of flashback scenes with no connection to the plot (if there is any) and features boring rants by a lemonheaded baby.
A: Wow, why am I watching this Family Guy crap when South Park is on?
B: I don't now, maybe you're queer.
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A guy that is very very sly. So sly to the point where your jaw drops when he does his cunning actions.
Freddy: "Cory, I can't believe you just benched 365; That's so incredible!"
Cory: "Yeah, I'm what you call a Sly Guy."
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Latin Name: Homo Smarmus
Typically found inhabiting Eastern North America, the Homo Smarmus is a rare and distinct individual.
They tend to favor indoor habitats where microwavable meals, XBox, and online chatrooms denouncing the intelligence of others are near at hand.
Physical Appearance: A material covering with a striped pattern (Scientists currently studying Homo Smarmus are developing a theory which states that this might be some form of tribal garb) usually coloured green and poo-brown is essential. The left forelimb is permanently extended upwards, and shoulders hunched.
A unique grunt is the natural call of the Homo Smarmus. One might liken it to a cough, when broken down it sounds like "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhh". However, while it is found loud and irritating to those near to the Homo Smarmus, it does not travel well, making it difficult for one Homo Smarmus to warn others about the presence of someone who has a low bullshit tolerance.
Those who have studied this species closely advise others to keep their distance as there may be longterm side effects which could potentially lead to:
sensitivity of eyes to light
stunting of growth (in children)
swelling of feet or lower legs
vomiting
headache
muscle cramps
hallucinations
mental depression
mood swings
skin rash or hives
hiccups
wounds that will not heal
increased sweating
indigestion
Please also note that these side effects are similar to those of IBD.
Student: "Oh no! Smarmy Guy is in this class, I can already feel the bile rising up in my throat and the indigestion kicking in!"
Smarmy Guy: "Ahhh-hack-hack-hack-hack-ughhhh"
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bad guy
Billie Eilish
White shirt now red, my bloody nose
Sleepin', you're on your tippy toes
Creepin' around like no one knows
Think you're so criminal
Bruises on both my knees for you
Don't say thank you or please
I do what I want when I'm wanting to
My soul? So cynical
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm the bad guy
I like it when you take control
Even if you know that you don't
Own me, I'll let you play the role
I'll be your animal
My mommy likes to sing along with me
But she won't sing this song
If she reads all the lyrics
She'll pity the men I know
So you're a tough guy
Like it really rough guy
Just can't get enough guy
Chest always so puffed guy
I'm that bad type
Make your mama sad type
Make your girlfriend mad tight
Might seduce your dad type
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm the bad guy, duh
I'm only good at being bad, bad
I like when you get mad
I guess I'm pretty glad that you're alone
You said she's scared of me?
I mean, I don't see what she sees
But maybe it's 'cause I'm wearing your cologne
I'm a bad guy
I'm, I'm a bad guy
Bad guy, bad guy
I'm a bad
Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Billie Eilish O'Connell / Finneas Baird O'Connell
bad guy lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.
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God. A fucking lyrical genius in a pink morph suit who writes songs mainly about sex or food.
Me: Ay b0ss! I habe cancer! Gimme that pusi, habe you seen an alien plz?
My Brother: Are you quoting that Pink Guy shit again?
Me: Nyes
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