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Fucking a girl while they have their period.
I fucked a red baby last night.
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Red Pepsi is red wine, usually consumed from a Pepsi (or other soda) can, so that no one's the wiser.
Since my parents are teetotalers, my brother and I have learned to bring the red pepsi over on holidays.
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when you walk up to a complete stranger and act like you've known them for years and say something completely random, leaving them in the most stupified state possible.
Red Wormer : Dad, i'm gonna need 100 bucks tonight for the big football game...
Innocent Bystander : i didn't know you had a son Chuck??
Red Wormee : i've never seen that guy before in my life, those damn red worming kids must be high as a kite and
straddling the fence to the spirit world.
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Peeing, pooping and having a period at the same time
I am so sore, i had The Red Plopper last night.
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a gal of irish decent named meghan or megan with strikingly red hair, freckles and alabaster skin that won't hold a tan. typically found in pockets of high concentration in areas along the east coast where their forefathers migrated in the 1840's escaping the irish potato famine. this name seems to work well with the curly haired, rather than the straight haired varient, of this speices.
mic1: dude, check out that meggy red walking that portly dog
mic2: yeah, she's hella fly. i think i've seen her at the gym. i'm gonna see if she'll buy me a Yuengling
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-The official term for a Red Sox fan.
-One who claims they have the greatest team in baseball although they have taken a back seat to the Yankees their entire existence.
-A fag.
-Someone who likes the actual red sock.
-Someones whose team finally won a World Series after 80+ years, and now think they deserve to be considered as great as the Yankees.
-Someone with a small cock.
-A team of players from mostly Hispanic Descent.
-The team "Big Popi" the pipe smoker plays for. Sure he can hit home runs, but what else can he do?
-A big fag.
-Says I the red sock ranger
That Red Sux fan sure is a big fag with a small cock that likes a worthless team of loser spics.
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The harbinger for consumption of alcohol in undergraduate colleges everywhere. The irony is that the original intention was to conceal the content of the cup, as the drinkers are all underage, versus a clear plastic cup that gives away the amber goodness intrinsic of most beers. There's been such widespread integration of the red plastic drinking cup that it's immediately obvious that a red cup signifies consumption of alcoholic beverages.
You: I'm using my red cup as my vessel for ol' Jack D. ... no one will have any idea that I'm drinking alcohol. I'm deceptive and clever.
Me: walks away, chortling in amusement.
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