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Satan’s Tree Rat

House cat

Why would you allow a Satan’s Tree Rat climb on your dinner table, right after they use their litter box?

by thefarmersson November 8, 2023


Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 6, 2021


Satan's handy

When you smear hand sanitiser or chilli paste or solvent on your hand then masterbate furiously.

Gave myself a Satan's handy last night.

by Pieandsauce July 6, 2021


Satans Kiss

The act of fining yourself a paper cut on the tip of you dick and then fucking a lemons socks off. You finish by blowing your bloody acidic cum load in your bitches mouth.

This is used as a for of punishment like revenge sex

I got satans kiss last night for cheating. I couldn't get the bloody out of my teeth for hours

by CUMNUGGET June 2, 2017


Satan's Load

The unfortunate occurrence of someone consuming too many hot fries/Cheetos and drinking milk with it, and then throwing it back up later.

"Dude I threw up hot fries and milk and it felt like Satan skull fucked me and blew his load so hard I projectiled like the exorcist!"

"dude, I ate hot fries and drank milk with it and it made me throw up so hard it felt like I got skull fucked and forcefed Satan's load"

by luvaddict88 April 1, 2019


satans orgasm

It’s when you orgasm/cum so hard ur heart goes into shock and emits a short period of pain from your body seizing up as you orgasm/cum

Yo I was fuckin my girl soooo damn good she got satans orgasm Nd not gonna lie I freaked the fuck out

by Yeet_meistro-1251 April 2, 2020


Satan's Hotdog

When the penis is resting between two butt cheeks.

Satan's Hotdog is a sin, you either put it in like God intended or don't!

by ReallyDirtyTurtle May 18, 2020