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A 2-cheeseburger meal with fries and a coke from McDonalds - pretty much the best food in the world while recovering from bottle flu. Stabilizes your stomach and makes you feel a bit more alert and less like you're dying a slow and painful death. Only bitch of it is that you either have to enlist a friend to get it for you or brave the sunlight and movement to drive yourself.
You: Hey man, you want some coffee or something? You look like shit after 12 shots of Jäger last night.
Me: Never, ever mention fucking Jäger again, just get me a hangover special before I blow chunks all over your living room.
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a class meant for kids w learning disabiltys :). THEY ARE NOT SLOW RESTARTEED OR ANY THING LIKE THAT
hey! i heard tom is dyslexic. but he has good social skills :) even though he's in special ed
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To Penetrate a female in her vagina whilst she is sleeping. and then denying it once she has awakened.
Girl: Did you rape me last night?
Alan: I don't know what you are talking about?
Girl: It feels like I had A Lund Special!
Alan: Oh isit?
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The act of having sexual intercourse in a Walmart restroom, aisle, parking lot and/or storage room.
Oh man, I walked into the restroom in walmart and caught Brandon and Molly doing The Walmart Special.
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2- (2-Chlorophenyl1) -(methylamino)- cyclohexanone hydrochloride M.W. - 274.2 C13H16CINO - HCL LD50 (IPR-MUS): 400 mg/kg, LD50 (IVN-MUS)
Special K is a dissasociative drug, it alters your thoughts by messing with the neurotransmitters.
It comes in a little bottle, liquid form. Used by vets, mainly on cats.
You can cook it in the oven.
It fucks with your brain.
Also, its a great placebo song.
"you come on just like special k"
-placebo
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A move in a fight where one takes a copy of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby", and places it forcefully upside the opponents head.
"Ricky and Pete were fighting in the hall. When Ricky was about to pull a punch, Pete gave him the Gatsby Special."
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those people who originated from tumblr and think everyone is transphobic, homophobic, transphobic, etc. etc. They’ll typically use neopronouns and get pissed when someone misgenders them on accident.
Special Snowflake: I identify as xe/xir/xirself
Innocent Person: I thought you were a girl
Special Snowflake: *triggered and proceeds to rant on tumblr*
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