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taxes

getting more money from jobs? Goverment: all of the $$$$

i hate diong taxes bjhbvkgvkhgvkhgkjghkhgkuhyg

by Q.U.I.Z. April 28, 2024


Taxes

Doing it with your spouse while your family member is watching/ wants to play

Hey stop found your taxes in front of me it's getting ridiculous

by Bowjwhabahwnehs March 12, 2016


Taxes

Taxes are another word for the weed

You got taxes bro

by Loca.girl.in.here September 26, 2018


Taxes

If you buy chips you got to remember to bring 15¢ so your president can buy his 5 mansion and eat a shit ton of big macs.

(Grocery worker) That will be $3 tax
(Me) why
(Trump) cause I'm building a wall that no one wants so pay your taxes!

by :((((( February 18, 2022


Taxes

Texas for dyslexic people

I live in Taxes.”
“Do you mean Texas?”
“Both”

by TheRockObama April 29, 2020


Taxes

Some dumb money thing you owe the government.

BURN THEM

Person 1: "Jessica reall pays her taxes?"
Person 2: "Yep, i think she has brain damage or something."

by Mr. Brazil March 16, 2022


skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum

using your awesome skibidi rizz on ice spices gyatt while getting your food taken by fanum and kai cenat!

"what the hell are you doing man?"
"im skibidi rizzing ice spices gyatt while getting fanum taxed by kai cenat and fanum!!"

by 𝜗𝜚 March 3, 2024